Your next customer just asked ChatGPT who to hire.
Did it say your name? One Bad Goose builds websites and digital products that get recommended — by humans and by machines. Start with a free AI-visibility audit: we scan ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, and Google AI Overviews and show you exactly where you show up. And where you don't.
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Google isn't the front door anymore.
Your buyers ask ChatGPT "who should I hire" and take the first three names it gives them.
AI Overviews answer the question before anyone scrolls to your ranking.
If the models don't know you exist, you don't exist. Somebody's competitor is getting named. Probably yours.
There's a fast way to find out where you stand ↓
The free AI‑visibility audit.
Everything you get. Nothing you pay.
Four-engine scan
ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini, and Google AI Overviews — run against the real questions your buyers ask.
Head-to-head
Exactly where competitors get named and you don't.
Scored report
What's broken, what's missing, what's already working. Yours to keep, PDF and all.
Video walkthrough
Three minutes, plain English, a human narrating your results. Well. A goose.
Prioritized fix list
Do it yourself or hire us. Either way, it's yours.
Why free? Because a good chunk of these audits turn into clients, and we like those odds. Delivered within 48 hours.
We use data and leading insight tools to keep you ahead.
A site that sells while you sleep
Fast, accessible, and AI-readable by design — schema, llms.txt, the works. From marketing sites to complex applications.
38-page destination platform, WCAG AA
An app people actually keep
Native and cross-platform experiences that put your brand in your customers' pockets. iOS, Android, and beyond.
50K+ downloads, 4.8★ on our last MVP
Physical spaces that convert
Interactive installations for museums, retail, and events — touchpoints that bring physical spaces to life.
47% longer visits, 3.2× gift-shop revenue
Decisions with receipts
Dashboards, reporting systems, and analytics pipelines that turn your data into decisions.
One source of truth
Custom CRM, backend tools, and internal systems — the infrastructure that powers your operations.
Revenue on repeat
Campaigns, automation, and engagement strategies that expand your reach and amplify your voice.
215% online sales growth for a craft brewery
Proof beats promises.
50+ projects shipped. 100% happy customers. Zero templates.
38 pages · Texas Hill Country
AI planner · See Monterey
12 pages · Kindfuly
47% longer visits · Heritage Museum
Six steps. No surprises.
Discovery & data audit
We read your numbers before we touch your pixels.
AI-augmented strategy
Machines do the grunt work. We do the thinking.
Precision engineering
Built fast, built accessible, built to be found.
Intelligent products
AI features that earn their place, not demo tricks.
Measure & iterate
Ship, measure, improve. Repeat until it prints.
Responsible by default
Privacy, accessibility, honesty. Non-negotiable.
30 minutes. You leave with a plan either way.
No pitch deck. No pressure. No "let me loop in our sales team." You bring your audit, we bring a whiteboard, and you walk out with an actionable plan whether you hire us or not.
"AI as a collaborator. Not a crutch."
"We won't honk at you."
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Fair questions.
Straight answers.
Is the audit actually free?
Yes. No card, no trial, no "free-but." We run it, you keep it.
What do you need from me?
Name, email, website. Three minutes of typing, 48 hours of waiting.
How is this different from SEO?
SEO ranks pages. AI visibility gets you named in the answer. Related, not the same — and most agencies only measure the first one.
What happens after the audit?
You get the report either way. If you want help executing, book the 30-minute call. If not, no hard feelings — geese don't hold grudges. Mostly.
We already have an agency.
Great. Run the audit anyway and see what they've been missing. Worst case, you confirm they're good.
What does an engagement cost?
Project-based, scoped on the call. You'll get a real number in 30 minutes, not after three discovery workshops.
Will you honk at us?
No. We won't honk at you. It's basically our entire legal policy.